And now the conclusion of "Caught!"
05 March 2014
01 March 2014
She exhaled the pungent smoke and looked up to you with glazed and glassy eyes, a big smile on her face.
"Mmmmmm," she cooed as the hit pounded her brain and lifted her higher than ever.
"You like that?" you say as you look down at your happily stoned girlfriend.
She looks back up at you with the reddest of eyes. She grabs your dick and places the appropriately shaped bong next it. "Th'ese ar' two...my fav'rite th'ings," she slurs.
"And why is that?" you ask.
She giggles and strokes your cock. "C'uz they b'oth ma'ke me fe'el sooooooo gooooood!"
26 February 2014
22 February 2014
This is the 21st hard drive spin and it's only fitting to set it for alcohol! Being 21 is being of age in the US and that means some pretty drunken birthdays! Let's see what the ol' spin brings up!
"Jusss turn'ed tw'enny one! (HIC!) Time f'or a sh'ot!"
Smile and pretend you're not drunk! CLICK!
"Awww, f'ug the mixer (CHUG!)!"
"F'or th'e lasssss f'ug'gin tim'e, Ima'na dr'ung!"
Four full bottles. The girls know what they're doing tonight!
Just getting started!
"Heeeeey, my ey'e's are (HIC!) d'own h'ere! (HIC!)!"
"Op'en up! Bir'thday sh'ots for the bir'f'day girl!"
"Th'is is wh'ere all the al'khol goes any'way!"
She's got a drinking problem.
She never buys her drinks.
Even better shelf!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
"'Nother sug'sexful nig'ht! (HIC!)"
"You w'in thisss time, but ne'xt time, I'm bea'ting you an' yer takin' off cloth'es!"
"Wha? I'm drun'g. I can go top'less if I wan'."
Chug! Chug! Chug!
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
"Heeeeeeeey! Le'sss dan'ce!"
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUUUUUUGGGGG! (RUBBBBBB!)
So drunk they have to hold onto the ground just to not be thrown off!
"(HIC!) I'mmmmmm tw'enny one! (HIC!)" (Passes out.)