30 August 2014

"Li'ke POW!"

"Here, I packed another bowl."

"But I s'ink I'm hiiighhhh," Dana said. Dana had never been high before, but he had a cure for that.

"Nonsense. Here, this whole bong will be for you. Give it a good toke like you did the last one."

Dana was all giggles. "A're you try'ing ta git me....git me....," she said trailing off.

"Get you stoned?" he said.

"Huh?" she said before realizing she forgot what she said and erupting in a fit of more giggles. 

"Go on," he said.

"I s'ink yer try'ing to git me go'od an' st'oned, aren't 'cha?" she slurred. "Be'cuz if so...if so...," she said trailing off again.

"If so?" he said.

"If so...hey," she said noticing the bong in front of her as if for the first time. "Is th'is for me?"

"Yep," he said as he flicker the lighter and started igniting the bud.

Dana wasted no time slipping right back into smoke mode. She sucked and sucked, bubbling the water in the chamber. Finally he pulled the carb and she inhaled a blast of intoxicating smoke. She couldn't take it. Smoke went everywhere as she coughed and coughed. 

"How you feel?"

Dana stared at him with heavy, red eyes. "Goooooooood," she slurred. "Li'ke POW!" she said motioning her hand exploding by her brain.

"I thought so," he said as he flicked the lighter once again.

27 August 2014

23 August 2014

Hard Drive Spin XXV!

We've reached out silver anniversary with hard drive spins: 25! The only way I can think to celebrate is with a random assortment of beautiful girls getting baked! Enjoy!

20 August 2014

16 August 2014

Stoner Texts


Just want you to know what I come home to every night


She's a big stoner

Big alright! Brickhouse!

She high all the time

Damn. U 1 lucky man

Gotta go. She's horny now.

Shit. Don't ever text me again.